I'm a gay threat says Popeye

[fingertrouble]

Apparently I'm a gay threat...that humanity needs saving from, is causing their self-destruction (wow and I've not even flossed yet) and the real coup de grace - is bad as severe ecological meltdown, ie cutting down the rainforests.

I'll probably offend any Catholics here (good., if they follow this BS please be very offended, tell me how I can offend you more, and I'll be the dark Xmas gift that keeps on giving) but Popeye Naziberger aren't you dead yet? Satan has a nice warm little place for you I hear.

Thanks for that 'Christian' message of love and tolerance, it's not like it's a really important time of year for that, or anything

....oh.

Oh and apparently every time Wales wins 5 games in a year (I assume at rugby?) the pope apparently dies, and they've won 5 this year, John was telling me. For once I actually hope a superstition is true.

Comments

[holy13nation.livejournal.com]

He's a cunt.

The Vatican is run by Opus Dei (and I got that from my late friend who was a member of the Catholic church and who knew)and any left leaning, socially aware priests or monks are quashed internally.
The ones who were trying to work within poverty stricken communities genuinely for the people (in South American countries Catholic priest can be very Left)are being taken from their parishes and sent to where they cannot threaten whatever is the status quo in that country.

Besides, the Catholic Church is having to brainwash and recruit from the poor in the Far East who will willingly adhere to any old bollocks in the hope of a better life and some form of education. The amount of new, educated inductees is at an all time low.

I did always like, however, that Father Henry, of no small endowment, was always either naked or wearing a jock strap beneath his habit.

I always try to see members of the clergy as sex objects.
It is the best form of revenge.

And, on occasion, successful.

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

Yes I see them as sex objects...I wouldn't push a nice bearded Catholic priest out of bed, I collect clergymen ;-) That form of 'saving' I can do ;-)

But then again I doubt he would agree with the Pope's statement, privately at least...

[thirstypixel.livejournal.com]

I'm here via [Unknown site tag]'s journal. I wish I had put this half as well as you have.

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :-)

[snousle.livejournal.com]

I wish I could write something so blasphemous as to actually BE offensive, but this pope is such a spectacularly evil bunghole that mere words seem inadequate.