Worst Lyrics ever

Finally found the wrost lyrics ever - 'All I Can Do' by The Cars. I have a frankly awful cover of it by a terrible band, The Bravery:

Sixth form poetry at it's worst, and most of the non-sequiturs don't make sense (well, being the nature of non-sequiturs, but these take a detour down the byelanes of inanity and then stops at the cul-de-crass to visit at the House of the Failing Pun...)

I mean "I canceled my flight from going nowhere" - FFS!

"One too many times I fell over you
Once in a shadow I finally grew
And once in a night I dreamed you were there
I canceled my flight from going nowhere

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

One too many times I twisted the gate
When I was crazy I thought you were great
I kept my renditions of you on the wall
Where holiday romance is nothing at all

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

You wait in the wing like a Saturday flirt
Protecting the judge, you don't want to get hurt
Once in a moment it all comes to you
As soon as you get it you want something new

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)"

Worst Lyrics ever

Finally found the wrost lyrics ever - 'All I Can Do' by The Cars. I have a frankly awful cover of it by a terrible band, The Bravery:

Sixth form poetry at it's worst, and most of the non-sequiturs don't make sense (well, being the nature of non-sequiturs, but these take a detour down the byelanes of inanity and then stops at the cul-de-crass to visit at the House of the Failing Pun...)

I mean "I canceled my flight from going nowhere" - FFS!

"One too many times I fell over you
Once in a shadow I finally grew
And once in a night I dreamed you were there
I canceled my flight from going nowhere

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

One too many times I twisted the gate
When I was crazy I thought you were great
I kept my renditions of you on the wall
Where holiday romance is nothing at all

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

You wait in the wing like a Saturday flirt
Protecting the judge, you don't want to get hurt
Once in a moment it all comes to you
As soon as you get it you want something new

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)"

Worst Lyrics ever

Finally found the wrost lyrics ever - 'All I Can Do' by The Cars. I have a frankly awful cover of it by a terrible band, The Bravery:

Sixth form poetry at it's worst, and most of the non-sequiturs don't make sense (well, being the nature of non-sequiturs, but these take a detour down the byelanes of inanity and then stops at the cul-de-crass to visit at the House of the Failing Pun...)

I mean "I canceled my flight from going nowhere" - FFS!

"One too many times I fell over you
Once in a shadow I finally grew
And once in a night I dreamed you were there
I canceled my flight from going nowhere

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

One too many times I twisted the gate
When I was crazy I thought you were great
I kept my renditions of you on the wall
Where holiday romance is nothing at all

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

You wait in the wing like a Saturday flirt
Protecting the judge, you don't want to get hurt
Once in a moment it all comes to you
As soon as you get it you want something new

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)"

Worst Lyrics ever

Finally found the wrost lyrics ever - 'All I Can Do' by The Cars. I have a frankly awful cover of it by a terrible band, The Bravery:

Sixth form poetry at it's worst, and most of the non-sequiturs don't make sense (well, being the nature of non-sequiturs, but these take a detour down the byelanes of inanity and then stops at the cul-de-crass to visit at the House of the Failing Pun...)

I mean "I canceled my flight from going nowhere" - FFS!

"One too many times I fell over you
Once in a shadow I finally grew
And once in a night I dreamed you were there
I canceled my flight from going nowhere

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

One too many times I twisted the gate
When I was crazy I thought you were great
I kept my renditions of you on the wall
Where holiday romance is nothing at all

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)

You wait in the wing like a Saturday flirt
Protecting the judge, you don't want to get hurt
Once in a moment it all comes to you
As soon as you get it you want something new

It's all I can do
To keep waiting for you
It's all I can do
It's all I can do
(it's all I can do)"