yeah I know...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In August, I fed Gary Glitter to a Shoggoth (250 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I rescued Pope Eggs Benedict from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In June, I recruited Pope Eggs Benedict as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I sacrificed Kirk to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (640 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
timbearcub

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

But how does it know such things? Sacrificing Kirk in July and then talking in tongues as him during podcasts was supposed to be secret.

Darn those most powerful benificent evil demons and their crafty Web 2.0-friendly ways! They'll have AIM next...

P.S. Why does Cthulhu look like an overweight squid?

*sound of thunderous explosion* AAAARGH!

yeah I know...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In August, I fed Gary Glitter to a Shoggoth (250 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I rescued Pope Eggs Benedict from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In June, I recruited Pope Eggs Benedict as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I sacrificed Kirk to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (640 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
timbearcub

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

But how does it know such things? Sacrificing Kirk in July and then talking in tongues as him during podcasts was supposed to be secret.

Darn those most powerful benificent evil demons and their crafty Web 2.0-friendly ways! They'll have AIM next...

P.S. Why does Cthulhu look like an overweight squid?

*sound of thunderous explosion* AAAARGH!

yeah I know...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In August, I fed Gary Glitter to a Shoggoth (250 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I rescued Pope Eggs Benedict from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In June, I recruited Pope Eggs Benedict as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I sacrificed Kirk to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (640 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
timbearcub

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

But how does it know such things? Sacrificing Kirk in July and then talking in tongues as him during podcasts was supposed to be secret.

Darn those most powerful benificent evil demons and their crafty Web 2.0-friendly ways! They'll have AIM next...

P.S. Why does Cthulhu look like an overweight squid?

*sound of thunderous explosion* AAAARGH!