Classy carols
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fingertroubleDashing through the snow,
In an one-horse open sleigh,
O'er the middle class we go,
Laughing all the way.
Jingle Bells
from the Christmas Song Generator.
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be proletariat.
White Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A bourgeoisie in a pear tree.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Oh the bourgeoisie outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Let It Snow
from the Christmas Song Generator.
O Bourgeoisie of wonder, Bourgeoisie of might,
Bourgeoisie of royal beauty bright.
We Three Kings Of Orient Are
from the Christmas Song Generator.
So this is Xmas,
And what have you done,
Another Thatcher over
And a new one just begun.
Merry Xmas (War Is Over)
from the Christmas Song Generator.
I'm dreaming of a white Middle Class,
Just like the ones we used to know.
White Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
O Council Estate of wonder, Council Estate of might,
Council Estate of royal beauty bright.
We Three Kings Of Orient Are
from the Christmas Song Generator.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A polonium 210 in a pear tree.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You give us so much polonium 210.
O Christmas Tree
from the Christmas Song Generator.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is Benylin.
Do They Know It's Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Why lies he in such mean estate
Where Prick and ass are feeding?
What Child Is This
from the Christmas Song Generator.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the west ham supporter (secretly racist - yeah - we know!) last night.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Sleep in heavenly atheist,
Sleep in heavenly atheist.
Silent Night
from the Christmas Song Generator.
A child, a child,
Shivers in the cold,
Let us bring him silver and irony.
Do You Hear What I Hear
from the Christmas Song Generator.
O Irony, O Irony,
Your branches green delight us.
O Christmas Tree
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Sleep in heavenly commercialism,
Sleep in heavenly commercialism.
Silent Night
from the Christmas Song Generator.
See the blazing commercialism before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Deck the Halls
from the Christmas Song Generator.
'Sell More Records At Xmas ', they told me,
Pa-rum-pum-pum pum.
Little Drummer Boy
from the Christmas Song Generator.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A sponsored by our friends at Amazon.co.uk in a pear tree.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
He came down to earth from heaven,
Who is God and Lord of crap crap utter crap.
Once In Royal David's City
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
and two eyes made out of the joy of repetition.
Frosty the Snowman
from the Christmas Song Generator.
'Copy And Paste', they told me,
Pa-rum-pum-pum pum.
Little Drummer Boy
from the Christmas Song Generator.
And so this is Xmas,
I hope you have nicked from Popbitch.
Merry Xmas (War is Over)
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Here comes Cheap Laughs! Here comes Cheap Laughs! Right down Cheap Laughs Lane!
Here Comes Santa Claus
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Last Christmas I gave you my cheap laugh
But the very next day you gave it away.
Last Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Brightly shone the moon that night,
Though the cheap laugh was cruel.
Good King Wenceslas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Good tidings we bring
To you and your disappointment.
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
And so this is Xmas,
I hope you have disappointment.
Merry Xmas (War is Over)
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Do not falter, little donkey,
There's a star ahead.
It will guide you, little donkey,
To a disappointment.
Little Donkey
from the Christmas Song Generator.
O tidings of comfort and disappointment,
Comfort and disappointment.
God rest ye merry, gentlemen
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Here comes Disappointment! Here comes Disappointment! Right down Disappointment Lane!
Here Comes Santa Claus
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Last Christmas I gave you my Bob Geldof
But the very next day you gave it away.
Last Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is Bob Geldof.
Do They Know It's Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the receipt (I hope you remembered to keep it) last night.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Bring me flesh, and bring me gift vouchers (sorry - I didn't know what to get you...),
Bring me pine logs hither.
Good King Wenceslas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Do not falter, little donkey,
There's a star ahead.
It will guide you, little donkey,
To a gift voucher (sorry - I didn't know what to get you...).
Little Donkey
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Deck the halls with boughs of gift vouchers (sorry - I didn't know what to get you...),
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Deck the Halls
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
God and gift vouchers (sorry - I didn't know what to get you...) reconciled.
Hark The Herald Angels Sing
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Come and behold him,
Born the king of gift vouchers (sorry - I didn't know what to get you...).
O Come All Ye Faithful
from the Christmas Song Generator.
There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is gift vouchers (sorry - I didn't know what to get you...).
Do They Know It's Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
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Date: 2006-12-17 12:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-17 01:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-17 01:39 pm (UTC)People get so puffy when you express that, like it's an untouchable god-like thing.