Nice thoughts

[fingertrouble]

I really really hate:

Drag queens
Female Drag queens - you're not fooling anyone
ABBA
Bad drugs
Bad music e.g. Trance music, and handbag/hardbag/whatever you flipping call it this week being the only music in gay clubs
Gay clubs
People on bad drugs or drunk and not funny with it
Queens
Braindead bears
Sash queens
Disco bunnies
Drivers
People who can't take jokes cos of their religion/stupidity/boringness
Inane celebrity news in serious newspapers
Xmas tunes
Xmas full stop
People who smugly sit down on the Tube yet expect to get to the door first before those standing
Impossible clients
Icy pavements
Wheeled luggage
Queens with wheeled luggage
End of the year lists full of things I've never even heard of
Long list posts
The girl today who sarcastically said 'Thank you!' when I didn't obviously let her past cos of her gender, but she was the one coming down the stairs
People who don't know the coming down stairs rule.

Ok that put the world to rights. What's next?

Comments

[maclondon.livejournal.com]

chortle - you are charlie screenwipe booker
i claim my £5

grumpy young bears - its a winner!

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

oi who you calling young? ;-)

Yeah Kirk showed me screenwipe a few weeks ago, I love him, kind of like an angrier and more sussed Victor Lewis Smith!

[why-a-duck.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with Abba?

[zbear20.livejournal.com]

But you know, I think I'd like to see braindead sash bunnies who can't take jokes while they are wheeling luggage on icy pavement, but only if they aren't singing trance versions of ABBA christmas tunes. Those, I'd expect to thank me as I pushed them down the stairs.

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

And the spirit of Xmas is truly alive!

Go*d bless you one and all!