Push my buttons big boy

OK I spent most of the mid 80's as a kid making crude joystick jokes, or reading the likes of Your Sinclair doing same (fnar).

Still quite surprised about THIS product (not sure if it's safe for work, it is, and err, it isn't):

Surprised they didn't use Daley Thompsons's Decathlon as the game though...if there's one game that resembles frantic masturbation (and many trashed joysticks, no not that sort, and sprained wrists), then that's it.

Takes teledildonics to a new slightly disturbing fwapping level I suppose (Level 69? 42? Probably just Level 3 for most men unless they are in tantrics :-P).

That reminds me...

Can I say one thing?

STING!

Push my buttons big boy

OK I spent most of the mid 80's as a kid making crude joystick jokes, or reading the likes of Your Sinclair doing same (fnar).

Still quite surprised about THIS product (not sure if it's safe for work, it is, and err, it isn't):

Surprised they didn't use Daley Thompsons's Decathlon as the game though...if there's one game that resembles frantic masturbation (and many trashed joysticks, no not that sort, and sprained wrists), then that's it.

Takes teledildonics to a new slightly disturbing fwapping level I suppose (Level 69? 42? Probably just Level 3 for most men unless they are in tantrics :-P).

That reminds me...

Can I say one thing?

STING!

Push my buttons big boy

OK I spent most of the mid 80's as a kid making crude joystick jokes, or reading the likes of Your Sinclair doing same (fnar).

Still quite surprised about THIS product (not sure if it's safe for work, it is, and err, it isn't):

Surprised they didn't use Daley Thompsons's Decathlon as the game though...if there's one game that resembles frantic masturbation (and many trashed joysticks, no not that sort, and sprained wrists), then that's it.

Takes teledildonics to a new slightly disturbing fwapping level I suppose (Level 69? 42? Probably just Level 3 for most men unless they are in tantrics :-P).

That reminds me...

Can I say one thing?

STING!

Like, random as a big chaotic random thing on Random Day

New game in town.

Take tinyurl.com URL and randomly or not so randomly add 3-4+ characters on the end - I got this:

http://tinyurl.com/tbear

Yes someone created their house as a shrine to teddy bears - dig the suicidal hanging ones! Err, wtf?

http://tinyurl.com/insta - a 1896 marriage certificate from Kent?!?

http://tinyurl.com/djn0 - Notting Hill?

P.S. I'd not do this at work, 99.99% of links are OK but I did get one porn one.

Like, random as a big chaotic random thing on Random Day

New game in town.

Take tinyurl.com URL and randomly or not so randomly add 3-4+ characters on the end - I got this:

http://tinyurl.com/tbear

Yes someone created their house as a shrine to teddy bears - dig the suicidal hanging ones! Err, wtf?

http://tinyurl.com/insta - a 1896 marriage certificate from Kent?!?

http://tinyurl.com/djn0 - Notting Hill?

P.S. I'd not do this at work, 99.99% of links are OK but I did get one porn one.

Like, random as a big chaotic random thing on Random Day

New game in town.

Take tinyurl.com URL and randomly or not so randomly add 3-4+ characters on the end - I got this:

http://tinyurl.com/tbear

Yes someone created their house as a shrine to teddy bears - dig the suicidal hanging ones! Err, wtf?

http://tinyurl.com/insta - a 1896 marriage certificate from Kent?!?

http://tinyurl.com/djn0 - Notting Hill?

P.S. I'd not do this at work, 99.99% of links are OK but I did get one porn one.