Push my buttons big boy
OK I spent most of the mid 80's as a kid making crude joystick jokes, or reading the likes of Your Sinclair doing same (fnar).
Still quite surprised about THIS product (not sure if it's safe for work, it is, and err, it isn't):
Surprised they didn't use Daley Thompsons's Decathlon as the game though...if there's one game that resembles frantic masturbation (and many trashed joysticks, no not that sort, and sprained wrists), then that's it.
Takes teledildonics to a new slightly disturbing fwapping level I suppose (Level 69? 42? Probably just Level 3 for most men unless they are in tantrics :-P).
That reminds me...
Can I say one thing?
STING!
Still quite surprised about THIS product (not sure if it's safe for work, it is, and err, it isn't):
Surprised they didn't use Daley Thompsons's Decathlon as the game though...if there's one game that resembles frantic masturbation (and many trashed joysticks, no not that sort, and sprained wrists), then that's it.
Takes teledildonics to a new slightly disturbing fwapping level I suppose (Level 69? 42? Probably just Level 3 for most men unless they are in tantrics :-P).
That reminds me...
Can I say one thing?
STING!