Given the whole album thing

I'm tempted to do this http://www.rpmchallenge.com/

But mailing it to the US would probably take 3 weeks LOL.

EDIT -I checked, airmail a CD would take about 3 days?

Seriously tempted, although not sure I have any songs straight in my head, but then again that's the idea, to go with what you've got/come up with. I like challenges like that, otherwise I never do anything!

Given the whole album thing

I'm tempted to do this http://www.rpmchallenge.com/

But mailing it to the US would probably take 3 weeks LOL.

EDIT -I checked, airmail a CD would take about 3 days?

Seriously tempted, although not sure I have any songs straight in my head, but then again that's the idea, to go with what you've got/come up with. I like challenges like that, otherwise I never do anything!

Given the whole album thing

I'm tempted to do this http://www.rpmchallenge.com/

But mailing it to the US would probably take 3 weeks LOL.

EDIT -I checked, airmail a CD would take about 3 days?

Seriously tempted, although not sure I have any songs straight in my head, but then again that's the idea, to go with what you've got/come up with. I like challenges like that, otherwise I never do anything!

meme phlem remix

via bearzbub

1) Are you currently cheating on your partner? Impossible black pantone 32432, (tm) me
2) What, don't you dream? Twelve
3) Do you wish you had a talent? Vanilla, doesn't stain the sheets as much
4) How many drinks would it take? I only dream in back and white, or did
5) If we had sex would it involve vegetables? I DO NOT hAVE A FUCKING ATTITUDE, ASSHOLE
6) What was the last book you saw in a store? My humour has been surgically removed
7) What zodiac killing do you know about? Only in the future
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings on your cock? Only ones that type on the Net
9) If you pick your nose, do you eat it? None
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you drive up on the sidewalk to run me down? Namedropper
11) What is your favorite sport to think about when you jerk off? Fart extravagantly
12) Do you have an attitude? Only if it was pumpkin love
13) What would you let me do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? I think about tiddlywinks.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you while being stuck in an elevator with me? It can talk
15) Tell me one weird fact about your anus. Mentioning Hello Kitty
16) Do you have any pets that you consider to be human? No but a portable fridge can
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly nude? No
18) What was your first impression of me me me? EVIL I TELL THEE
19) Do you think clowns are cute or sexy?Something might pop up
20) If you could change one thing about how your cock looks, what would it be? $900 (canadian)
21) Would you be my partner or my conscience, or both? Only if I can pass the exams
22) What color do you have? We're open
23) Ever been arrested for public sex? You You yOU don't want to know know know
24) Will a bottle or can soda fit up your ass? I'd never eat it
25) If you won $10,000 today, how much of it would you use to buy sex? Longer and more fragrant
26) What is your favorite ice cream flavor to drip on someone? Talent is an Ass et.
27) What's your favorite public sex place to hang at? Bambi
28) Do you believe in past relationships? I think all zodiac signs should be killed
29) Favorite thing to do in your masturbation time? Oh Zeus more like
30) Do you swear that you will not stalk guys, a lot? Eating their liver with a fine Chianti
31) Biggest pet peeve when stalking guys? I fucking do
32) In one word, how would you describe me me me? Of course. GTA style.
33) Do you believe in practicing romance? Unconcious partner
34) What's your favorite movie or album to have sex to? Wild and free, baby in the park
35) Do you believe in yelling "Oh God" when you shoot a load? Sing the La Marseillaise
36) Will you realize that this is just a joke? How To Guide to Boring Memes

meme phlem remix

via bearzbub

1) Are you currently cheating on your partner? Impossible black pantone 32432, (tm) me
2) What, don't you dream? Twelve
3) Do you wish you had a talent? Vanilla, doesn't stain the sheets as much
4) How many drinks would it take? I only dream in back and white, or did
5) If we had sex would it involve vegetables? I DO NOT hAVE A FUCKING ATTITUDE, ASSHOLE
6) What was the last book you saw in a store? My humour has been surgically removed
7) What zodiac killing do you know about? Only in the future
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings on your cock? Only ones that type on the Net
9) If you pick your nose, do you eat it? None
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you drive up on the sidewalk to run me down? Namedropper
11) What is your favorite sport to think about when you jerk off? Fart extravagantly
12) Do you have an attitude? Only if it was pumpkin love
13) What would you let me do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? I think about tiddlywinks.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you while being stuck in an elevator with me? It can talk
15) Tell me one weird fact about your anus. Mentioning Hello Kitty
16) Do you have any pets that you consider to be human? No but a portable fridge can
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly nude? No
18) What was your first impression of me me me? EVIL I TELL THEE
19) Do you think clowns are cute or sexy?Something might pop up
20) If you could change one thing about how your cock looks, what would it be? $900 (canadian)
21) Would you be my partner or my conscience, or both? Only if I can pass the exams
22) What color do you have? We're open
23) Ever been arrested for public sex? You You yOU don't want to know know know
24) Will a bottle or can soda fit up your ass? I'd never eat it
25) If you won $10,000 today, how much of it would you use to buy sex? Longer and more fragrant
26) What is your favorite ice cream flavor to drip on someone? Talent is an Ass et.
27) What's your favorite public sex place to hang at? Bambi
28) Do you believe in past relationships? I think all zodiac signs should be killed
29) Favorite thing to do in your masturbation time? Oh Zeus more like
30) Do you swear that you will not stalk guys, a lot? Eating their liver with a fine Chianti
31) Biggest pet peeve when stalking guys? I fucking do
32) In one word, how would you describe me me me? Of course. GTA style.
33) Do you believe in practicing romance? Unconcious partner
34) What's your favorite movie or album to have sex to? Wild and free, baby in the park
35) Do you believe in yelling "Oh God" when you shoot a load? Sing the La Marseillaise
36) Will you realize that this is just a joke? How To Guide to Boring Memes

meme phlem remix

via bearzbub

1) Are you currently cheating on your partner? Impossible black pantone 32432, (tm) me
2) What, don't you dream? Twelve
3) Do you wish you had a talent? Vanilla, doesn't stain the sheets as much
4) How many drinks would it take? I only dream in back and white, or did
5) If we had sex would it involve vegetables? I DO NOT hAVE A FUCKING ATTITUDE, ASSHOLE
6) What was the last book you saw in a store? My humour has been surgically removed
7) What zodiac killing do you know about? Only in the future
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings on your cock? Only ones that type on the Net
9) If you pick your nose, do you eat it? None
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you drive up on the sidewalk to run me down? Namedropper
11) What is your favorite sport to think about when you jerk off? Fart extravagantly
12) Do you have an attitude? Only if it was pumpkin love
13) What would you let me do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? I think about tiddlywinks.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you while being stuck in an elevator with me? It can talk
15) Tell me one weird fact about your anus. Mentioning Hello Kitty
16) Do you have any pets that you consider to be human? No but a portable fridge can
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly nude? No
18) What was your first impression of me me me? EVIL I TELL THEE
19) Do you think clowns are cute or sexy?Something might pop up
20) If you could change one thing about how your cock looks, what would it be? $900 (canadian)
21) Would you be my partner or my conscience, or both? Only if I can pass the exams
22) What color do you have? We're open
23) Ever been arrested for public sex? You You yOU don't want to know know know
24) Will a bottle or can soda fit up your ass? I'd never eat it
25) If you won $10,000 today, how much of it would you use to buy sex? Longer and more fragrant
26) What is your favorite ice cream flavor to drip on someone? Talent is an Ass et.
27) What's your favorite public sex place to hang at? Bambi
28) Do you believe in past relationships? I think all zodiac signs should be killed
29) Favorite thing to do in your masturbation time? Oh Zeus more like
30) Do you swear that you will not stalk guys, a lot? Eating their liver with a fine Chianti
31) Biggest pet peeve when stalking guys? I fucking do
32) In one word, how would you describe me me me? Of course. GTA style.
33) Do you believe in practicing romance? Unconcious partner
34) What's your favorite movie or album to have sex to? Wild and free, baby in the park
35) Do you believe in yelling "Oh God" when you shoot a load? Sing the La Marseillaise
36) Will you realize that this is just a joke? How To Guide to Boring Memes

Hear f***ing hear

Just read this over at b3ta and I want to stand and clap him in the office. Except that would look stoopid.

( Directors and Managers rant - moar! )

Hear f***ing hear

Just read this over at b3ta and I want to stand and clap him in the office. Except that would look stoopid.

( Directors and Managers rant - moar! )

Hear f***ing hear

Just read this over at b3ta and I want to stand and clap him in the office. Except that would look stoopid.

( Directors and Managers rant - moar! )

Oh and...

Having hear months of 'X has a child' this strikes a chord:

Suffer the little children
"Why has Colleague X been given a parking space?"

"Because she has children. She has to do the school run."

"And that would be why she gets her teaching scheduled for post-10am and pre-4pm?"

"Yes, she has to arrange child care."

"And that would be why she's done no research for five years, and why we have to cover for her at the drop of a hat?"

"Er, yes."

LISTEN UP BREEDERS! So you gave the gift of a child to the world. Thanks a fucking bunch. It doesn't make you special, it doesn't make you a better person, it does not give you some unique and lofty perspective on the world, and it certainly should not entitle you to a bloody car parking space. You made a lifestyle choice; deal with it. And if you ever, ever say to me "if you had kids you'd understand" then I'll unleash the paedophiles.

Oh and...

Having hear months of 'X has a child' this strikes a chord:

Suffer the little children
"Why has Colleague X been given a parking space?"

"Because she has children. She has to do the school run."

"And that would be why she gets her teaching scheduled for post-10am and pre-4pm?"

"Yes, she has to arrange child care."

"And that would be why she's done no research for five years, and why we have to cover for her at the drop of a hat?"

"Er, yes."

LISTEN UP BREEDERS! So you gave the gift of a child to the world. Thanks a fucking bunch. It doesn't make you special, it doesn't make you a better person, it does not give you some unique and lofty perspective on the world, and it certainly should not entitle you to a bloody car parking space. You made a lifestyle choice; deal with it. And if you ever, ever say to me "if you had kids you'd understand" then I'll unleash the paedophiles.

Oh and...

Having hear months of 'X has a child' this strikes a chord:

Suffer the little children
"Why has Colleague X been given a parking space?"

"Because she has children. She has to do the school run."

"And that would be why she gets her teaching scheduled for post-10am and pre-4pm?"

"Yes, she has to arrange child care."

"And that would be why she's done no research for five years, and why we have to cover for her at the drop of a hat?"

"Er, yes."

LISTEN UP BREEDERS! So you gave the gift of a child to the world. Thanks a fucking bunch. It doesn't make you special, it doesn't make you a better person, it does not give you some unique and lofty perspective on the world, and it certainly should not entitle you to a bloody car parking space. You made a lifestyle choice; deal with it. And if you ever, ever say to me "if you had kids you'd understand" then I'll unleash the paedophiles.

Bad Colleagues

That b3ta thread reminded me of the times I've worked places with weird/odd colleagues. i've talked about PA Consulting one, but these have happened to me:

Mary, 40's/50s - a Jesus nut who had a 'turn' and refused to leave the office saying that the MD was going to hell, refused to be touched, police had to be called and restraining order put on her as she kept coming back! She eventually and unsuccessfully sued the company for wrongful dismissal. And being the agents of Satan. probly.

Another guy at a place I was working who one day took the piss publically of my glasses, which had broken and were fixed by tape

'Why do you have tape on your glasses?'
'Cos they're broken.'
*pause*

Next day he had an epileptic fit, hitting his head, co-workers didn't know he was epileptic. I felt like Damien out of the Omen. Aces!

I probably have loads of these, from odd psycho clients to insane crackhead-style games-company interviewing lady who kept stopping to look and stare at my face like she was E'd out of her head(s). She also had gold trainers on. Bad move.

Bad Colleagues

That b3ta thread reminded me of the times I've worked places with weird/odd colleagues. i've talked about PA Consulting one, but these have happened to me:

Mary, 40's/50s - a Jesus nut who had a 'turn' and refused to leave the office saying that the MD was going to hell, refused to be touched, police had to be called and restraining order put on her as she kept coming back! She eventually and unsuccessfully sued the company for wrongful dismissal. And being the agents of Satan. probly.

Another guy at a place I was working who one day took the piss publically of my glasses, which had broken and were fixed by tape

'Why do you have tape on your glasses?'
'Cos they're broken.'
*pause*

Next day he had an epileptic fit, hitting his head, co-workers didn't know he was epileptic. I felt like Damien out of the Omen. Aces!

I probably have loads of these, from odd psycho clients to insane crackhead-style games-company interviewing lady who kept stopping to look and stare at my face like she was E'd out of her head(s). She also had gold trainers on. Bad move.

Bad Colleagues

That b3ta thread reminded me of the times I've worked places with weird/odd colleagues. i've talked about PA Consulting one, but these have happened to me:

Mary, 40's/50s - a Jesus nut who had a 'turn' and refused to leave the office saying that the MD was going to hell, refused to be touched, police had to be called and restraining order put on her as she kept coming back! She eventually and unsuccessfully sued the company for wrongful dismissal. And being the agents of Satan. probly.

Another guy at a place I was working who one day took the piss publically of my glasses, which had broken and were fixed by tape

'Why do you have tape on your glasses?'
'Cos they're broken.'
*pause*

Next day he had an epileptic fit, hitting his head, co-workers didn't know he was epileptic. I felt like Damien out of the Omen. Aces!

I probably have loads of these, from odd psycho clients to insane crackhead-style games-company interviewing lady who kept stopping to look and stare at my face like she was E'd out of her head(s). She also had gold trainers on. Bad move.