Suddenly the Koons is you

Date: 2015-04-03 01:36 am (UTC)
Well it might be true. But, if that's the case you have to either change your preferences or change how you present, so as to better catch who ya want. Or, it could just be a phase where, for whatever reason, you're just not connecting with others. Or, and this is most likely, you could not be upping your numbers to beat the averages. There are innumerable possibilities!

Owning my own business has taught me that sales logic transfers, at least a little, into most areas of "getting what you want" Sales statistics please me. They tell me that regardless of my personal defects, if I meet enough people, I can still get laid. And, ya know, so far that's actually been the case.

(Laugh or please forgive the crassness of the following metaphor.)

You are selling Vitamin D. And, even though you have a great brand, your conversions are still going to, generally, be less than 10%. That's true for great brands like Apple and Gaga. And, that's true for you and me. It's a fact, being "great at sales" is actually 90% failure. So, the real question is: How many hoards of hungry bears are you willing to talk to, in order to find the ones who work for you?


Can I just say that I am forever jealous of the gay male bathhouse scene?

Honestly, the biggest drawback to being a lesbian is that we are not, as a general group, as free about the sex. Many times, in my adult life, I wished that I too could just take some poppers and have a semi anonymous person wank me off.

And, that's the beauty of statistics. The truth is that there are loads of lesbians who are into that as well. I just had to up my averages. And, hey, I realize going to Chicago for a sauna weekend is kinda expensive and maybe lame. But, I happen to own a sauna. (Rather my HOA has a couple) And, as a consequence, I have the ability to make some fantasy fulfillment happen, for me, on the cheap.

I hope this was both amusing and informative.
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