Chocolate Jesus
Apr. 8th, 2012 04:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fingertroubleToday we celebrate Jesus in His invention of Chocolate. I did have the idea of chocolate crucifixions, but then someone told me that was tasteless...I don't know why, crunchy tasty Jesus on the cross? Sounds very tasty to me...
I mean, if everything else gets Hallmarked and gets 'synergy' and cross-marketing, I dunno why Easter is so special...and why do pagans get all the fun? Eostre must be laughing, well between gorging on large chocolate eggs and bunnies, anyhoos.
The Chocolate Enlightenment for Buddhists was less successful though.
On a more/less serious note, I still think my god cult of puddings, Postres, is a goer. Invented many years ago while in Spain, my thinking goes: Everyone LOVES confectionary or puddings, even those who can't eat them, I think a cult combining confectionary and puddings with religion would be very successful. Hail be to Postres!
Back to your usual (re)programming, yes these are the normal contents of my head. You're welcome.
I mean, if everything else gets Hallmarked and gets 'synergy' and cross-marketing, I dunno why Easter is so special...and why do pagans get all the fun? Eostre must be laughing, well between gorging on large chocolate eggs and bunnies, anyhoos.
The Chocolate Enlightenment for Buddhists was less successful though.
On a more/less serious note, I still think my god cult of puddings, Postres, is a goer. Invented many years ago while in Spain, my thinking goes: Everyone LOVES confectionary or puddings, even those who can't eat them, I think a cult combining confectionary and puddings with religion would be very successful. Hail be to Postres!
Back to your usual (re)programming, yes these are the normal contents of my head. You're welcome.