One day you'll wake up and realise which side of the bed you've been sleeping on:

Inspired by a post by holy13nation about this t-shirt thought I'd compile my list inspired by the infamous tshirt. I'll let you decide which side you are on:

You're gonna wake up one morning and know what side of the bed you've been lying on!

Tracey Emin, Television and mass media, Jeremy Clarkson, FUUUUUUUU and nearly all memes after the first day, Facebook and Google big brother, WH Smith, Peter Tatchell George 'Pussy cat' Galloway and Ken Livingstone and such opportunist rentagobs, Olly Murrs, Justin Bieber fans, Keep Calm And Carry On, like totally and crazy cool from sales executives from Hemel Hempstead, happy shoppers, Liberal Democrats, Damian Hirst, Michael McIntyre, Adele, commercial radio, bankers and hedge fund managers, Christopher Hitchens, adverts especially those viral ones, David Cameron, shit drugs, curfews, alcohol bans and licensing restrictions - it's a recession we have to get drunk, Mary Whitehouse We Still Hate You, Amy Winehouse & celebrity rehab, AIDS, Maggie Thatcher we'll still dance on your grave, irony and postmodernism isn't it dead yet?, music award monoculture, Met Police and TSG, Trance, double dip rather than double drop, 3D films, Christian rightwing and any religious fundamentalist, muscle queens, grey skies, attitude especially against anything different to the norm, Coldplay, Radio 1 after Peel, Stephen Fry if he's such a national treasure can we bury him now?, being a cunt to get press, celebrity culture, remembrance of a non-existent 80s, the 1% rich cunts that are still running the world, Vogue FHM Nuts wallpaper et al trying to get you to conform and buy shit you don't need, IPC (NME et al) are Boring Our Youth, Afghanistan & Iraq, Syria, Islamaphobia & any phobia, Obama lost Change down the sofa, Simon Cowell and his seX Factor drones, News of the World and Murdoch family, street art, kettling.

Raphael, illegal drinking dives, lock ins, Doug Stanhope, dubstep you don't stop, Occupy, Arab Spring, 99%, fucking with genre labels, cross gender cross boundary cross town, New Order, Guardian revealing Ian Tomlinson was killed, rioting for more than a free pair of trainers, acid house, illegal raves and parties, Gruff Rhys & SFA, Andrej Pejic, punk attitude in the 21st century, Charlie Veitch, New Orleans Sissy Bounce, Jarvis Cocker, John Cage, indymedia, The KLF (aha aha), noisy bratty fucking tracks whether they be guitars or synths, HEALTH, graffiti, equal opportunity misanthropes that secretly care too much, Death Grips, Blade Runner, Hakim & non-english street pop, doing something new with those 80s/90s influences, post dubstep (USA catch up at the back there), Ken Russell, King Tubby, drum and bass, Lee Perry, top hats are cool, Pub Step, Douglas Adams, mashups that are still funny, Lea T, The Kinks, The Field, piano house, decent ecstasy, re-edits, Steven Wells,  Gay Marvine, Steve Reich and Philip Glass, tumblr porn, Joe Strummer and The Clash, Bill Hicks, bedroom kids with synths turntables or guitars vs the over polished studio soulless glop, Sleigh Bells (the band), Dusty Springfield, retro clothes or just not looking like you 'fit in', John Peel, Gay Marvine, kilts, Amadou & Miriam, doing what you want to do rather than some soulless job, Holy Ghost!, Holy Fuck!, Daft Punk, men with big beards and even bigger cocks.

One day you'll wake up and realise which side of the bed you've been sleeping on:

Inspired by a post by holy13nation about this t-shirt thought I'd compile my list inspired by the infamous tshirt. I'll let you decide which side you are on:

You're gonna wake up one morning and know what side of the bed you've been lying on!

Tracey Emin, Television and mass media, Jeremy Clarkson, FUUUUUUUU and nearly all memes after the first day, Facebook and Google big brother, WH Smith, Peter Tatchell George 'Pussy cat' Galloway and Ken Livingstone and such opportunist rentagobs, Olly Murrs, Justin Bieber fans, Keep Calm And Carry On, like totally and crazy cool from sales executives from Hemel Hempstead, happy shoppers, Liberal Democrats, Damian Hirst, Michael McIntyre, Adele, commercial radio, bankers and hedge fund managers, Christopher Hitchens, adverts especially those viral ones, David Cameron, shit drugs, curfews, alcohol bans and licensing restrictions - it's a recession we have to get drunk, Mary Whitehouse We Still Hate You, Amy Winehouse & celebrity rehab, AIDS, Maggie Thatcher we'll still dance on your grave, irony and postmodernism isn't it dead yet?, music award monoculture, Met Police and TSG, Trance, double dip rather than double drop, 3D films, Christian rightwing and any religious fundamentalist, muscle queens, grey skies, attitude especially against anything different to the norm, Coldplay, Radio 1 after Peel, Stephen Fry if he's such a national treasure can we bury him now?, being a cunt to get press, celebrity culture, remembrance of a non-existent 80s, the 1% rich cunts that are still running the world, Vogue FHM Nuts wallpaper et al trying to get you to conform and buy shit you don't need, IPC (NME et al) are Boring Our Youth, Afghanistan & Iraq, Syria, Islamaphobia & any phobia, Obama lost Change down the sofa, Simon Cowell and his seX Factor drones, News of the World and Murdoch family, street art, kettling.

Raphael, illegal drinking dives, lock ins, Doug Stanhope, dubstep you don't stop, Occupy, Arab Spring, 99%, fucking with genre labels, cross gender cross boundary cross town, New Order, Guardian revealing Ian Tomlinson was killed, rioting for more than a free pair of trainers, acid house, illegal raves and parties, Gruff Rhys & SFA, Andrej Pejic, punk attitude in the 21st century, Charlie Veitch, New Orleans Sissy Bounce, Jarvis Cocker, John Cage, indymedia, The KLF (aha aha), noisy bratty fucking tracks whether they be guitars or synths, HEALTH, graffiti, equal opportunity misanthropes that secretly care too much, Death Grips, Blade Runner, Hakim & non-english street pop, doing something new with those 80s/90s influences, post dubstep (USA catch up at the back there), Ken Russell, King Tubby, drum and bass, Lee Perry, top hats are cool, Pub Step, Douglas Adams, mashups that are still funny, Lea T, The Kinks, The Field, piano house, decent ecstasy, re-edits, Steven Wells,  Gay Marvine, Steve Reich and Philip Glass, tumblr porn, Joe Strummer and The Clash, Bill Hicks, bedroom kids with synths turntables or guitars vs the over polished studio soulless glop, Sleigh Bells (the band), Dusty Springfield, retro clothes or just not looking like you 'fit in', John Peel, Gay Marvine, kilts, Amadou & Miriam, doing what you want to do rather than some soulless job, Holy Ghost!, Holy Fuck!, Daft Punk, men with big beards and even bigger cocks.