Chocolate Jesus

[fingertrouble]

Today we celebrate Jesus in His invention of Chocolate. I did have the idea of chocolate crucifixions, but then someone told me that was tasteless...I don't know why, crunchy tasty Jesus on the cross? Sounds very tasty to me...

I mean, if everything else gets Hallmarked and gets 'synergy' and cross-marketing, I dunno why Easter is so special...and why do pagans get all the fun? Eostre must be laughing, well between gorging on large chocolate eggs and bunnies, anyhoos.

The Chocolate Enlightenment for Buddhists was less successful though.


On a more/less serious note, I still think my god cult of puddings, Postres, is a goer. Invented many years ago while in Spain, my thinking goes: Everyone LOVES confectionary or puddings, even those who can't eat them, I think a cult combining confectionary and puddings with religion would be very successful. Hail be to Postres!

Back to your usual (re)programming, yes these are the normal contents of my head. You're welcome.

Comments

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

"yes these are the normal contents of my head."

And that's why I enjoy reading your journal :-)

I've always been a fan of Cheesus. Pray to the provolone, worship the wispride, hail to havardi…

[fingertrouble.livejournal.com]

Ahh I see a subchurch/schism forming...is cheese a dessert? Hmm...wars could form over that! Ricotta vs Brie...could make the biscuit vs cake crusade seem minor.
..(there is actually legal cases over that, since VAT is different on biscuits vs cakes! It all gets very existential though).

Then again the god of Postres is about always having a nice dessert and praising the wonders of puddings...so I think we'll be too busy having dessert or thinking of dessert to bother.

Yes glad you like the contents of my head, it's a strange place to be sometimes ;-)

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I remember the great biscuit-cake wars of ’76 and barely lived to tell the tale. I believe Cheesus is a truly enlightened sort, and understands that there are many gods in the pantheon. Stand by your Stilton.

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

It is only tasteless if you use inferior chocolate.