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fingertrouble ([personal profile] fingertrouble) wrote2012-04-08 04:54 pm

Chocolate Jesus

Today we celebrate Jesus in His invention of Chocolate. I did have the idea of chocolate crucifixions, but then someone told me that was tasteless...I don't know why, crunchy tasty Jesus on the cross? Sounds very tasty to me...

I mean, if everything else gets Hallmarked and gets 'synergy' and cross-marketing, I dunno why Easter is so special...and why do pagans get all the fun? Eostre must be laughing, well between gorging on large chocolate eggs and bunnies, anyhoos.

The Chocolate Enlightenment for Buddhists was less successful though.


On a more/less serious note, I still think my god cult of puddings, Postres, is a goer. Invented many years ago while in Spain, my thinking goes: Everyone LOVES confectionary or puddings, even those who can't eat them, I think a cult combining confectionary and puddings with religion would be very successful. Hail be to Postres!

Back to your usual (re)programming, yes these are the normal contents of my head. You're welcome.

[identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com 2012-04-08 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"yes these are the normal contents of my head."

And that's why I enjoy reading your journal :-)

I've always been a fan of Cheesus. Pray to the provolone, worship the wispride, hail to havardi…

[identity profile] putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com 2012-04-09 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
It is only tasteless if you use inferior chocolate.