I obviously missed a lot of fun here in the library as I have heard all kinds of stories. There was a schizophrenic woman who lost it one day and went around denouncing everyone as Satanists and spitting on them. The was also a very eccentric professor who regularly came into the office dressed in outfits such as in a child's cowboy hat and holster belt with toy pistols (this was a 50+ year old woman). And currently there's the librarian who views porn at his desk in full view of student workers. I haven't seen it on his screen lately but I try to avoid it.