lady of teh buses
oh lady and goddess of teh buses
why did you forsake me and leave me a mile or so away from home?
The holy N98 on an unscheduled diversions left me near thy holy stabbage grounds of Kilburn Park Road*.
Thrice was the bad karma of the day, and expunged I felt as I walked for motherfucking ages.
I worship thee, but please don't do that shit again after such a bad day and imbage of those holy waters that maketh my headeth spinneth.
Or else.
* not joking, someone was stabbed and killed near here a few days ago. I remember wondering why anyone would be waiting for buses near here...now I know WHY.
Not that Transport for London ARE SHIT AND ABANDON PEOPLE IN DANGEROUS AREAS FOR NO REASON AND ARE PARTLY RESPONSIBLE or anything...
why did you forsake me and leave me a mile or so away from home?
The holy N98 on an unscheduled diversions left me near thy holy stabbage grounds of Kilburn Park Road*.
Thrice was the bad karma of the day, and expunged I felt as I walked for motherfucking ages.
I worship thee, but please don't do that shit again after such a bad day and imbage of those holy waters that maketh my headeth spinneth.
Or else.
* not joking, someone was stabbed and killed near here a few days ago. I remember wondering why anyone would be waiting for buses near here...now I know WHY.
Not that Transport for London ARE SHIT AND ABANDON PEOPLE IN DANGEROUS AREAS FOR NO REASON AND ARE PARTLY RESPONSIBLE or anything...