fingertrouble | Fun with Anagrams

Talking about names over at

qxbear's blog; I came across this anagram creator - there are quite a few.

Anagrams of my full name that made me laugh:

Embitter mask joy ha
Heartbeat smoky jim
Steamboat jerky him
Emit Bark
Bitemark

Kirk:

ROCKLIKE VERY
OK Very Licker
Ever lick york

John

DIALS JOHNNY
HANDS NIL JOY

So what's yours?